Well, we backed out of the house.

the inspector found some major foundation problems. infact, the left side of the house is bowing out and in the crawl space he found 2x4s propped on cinder blocks being used as supports for where the floor was sinking in. needless to say, too much for us.


however, Troll 2 is being shown at Bottletree tonight and i intend on being there!

Gabriel William Calhoun!

8lb 1oz bundle of pure joy

congrats to my beautiful, wonderful friends; The Duke and Duchess

he's here
he's here
he's here

today has been the longest friday ever. EVER!

i can't wait till next friday. Brad and I are going to Biloxi for the weekend to celebrate his 30th birthday! it's gonna be so much fun. I hope we don't gamble away our down payment for a house. ooh, plus Duran Duran is playing. JOY!

now i need to write a 10 page paper on blahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i seriously need to ring in the freakin weekend. someone make me a white russian  and paint my face like a magical creature STAT.
 
Lyap

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

I wore my cat ears today, my pants with the skulls on the booty, and pirate boots. very festive, very Garfield.

I'm on a total sugar high. to the point where i thik my co-workers think I drank before coming in b/c I'm crazy goofy and keep running to everyone's cubicles taking their candy.

I brought Gummy Brains. teeeotally yummy. Tina brought a pumkin filled with butterfingers, pops, reeses cups, etc.

I feel like Garfield on his 1989 Halloween Adventure

infact, thats what i dressed as to work. cat ears, pirate boots, etc...etc...

oh man, i used to trick or treat using these

they weren't so blurry then.
then i would go home and watch It's A Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown and then Garfield's Halloween Special and then Witches Night Out

Woo Woo. Anywho. Ladies and dudes, the option is still open to watch all three of those masterpieces at my place sometime this weekend. maybe even tonight if Bottletree is as lame as I think it's going to be.

my sweet, wonderful, caring, awesome, santa look-a-like daddy had a heart attack.

it's my worst nightmare

he is undergoing triple bypass surgery as i type.

send loving vibes and prayers his way.

what would the world do without him? it couldn't. so we need him.

Estelle Getty

 
oh, and what about htis lil feller...

 i've decided to write a book entitled 

cunnelinguistics

i think it'll be about the evolution of sex terms.
i guess i need to make up a solid definition for the word first.

it's gonna be fabu, so wait for it....wait for iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

ooh, oh, there

I don't know what's worse: getting blown up in nuclear war or having a 7-11 on every corner. 

 

just another tasty treat from wtf_nature

 well, my Dad just made an offer on a house in Honduras.
it's in the mountains about 30 miles from the coast.

Dad and Jan are leaving for Alaska tomorrow and they'll be gone for 2 weeks, but if things go accordingly, Dad is leaving for Honduras when he gets back to take a look at the house and another property in Belize. He said I can go looking with him if i want!

He and Jan would like to be fully moved to Central America after Christmas.

my father, James Earl May, is soon to be expatriot numero uno

brad and i will have our own bama room there. my parents are sweet

 

just got this email from my editor at Performer Magazine.

 my summer classes begin today.

pray for me... i have my first math course since 2001 today. eeegads.

Brangie Beach Trip 2008 was totally awesome! 
it was just what i needed. total R&R
we got those wicked chairs that are only like 5 inches off the ground, plopped them in the sand where the water breaks, and let waves and little fishes hang around our feet while we chilled in the sun. 

yup. perfection.

 happy birthday Aleisha Nyease!

i loves you bunches!!!!



well, Emily got married last night. Tom and Emily were a sight for sore eyes. 
i cried and cried and cried. it's all so real. i love her so much and i'm so happy for her and i had one of the best weekends ever! i love my beautful friends. 
i love Olivia's magic camera

hooty hoo!

when i went back to school i was told that i was no longer eligible to receive my VA scholarship. well, they've done some research and low and behold, i am!

they've already paid for my summer semester and I will be getting a credit to my UAB account for $1500 for the last semester i took! i also will get a refund for the books i buy if i can give my receipt.
hells yeah

the scholarship will only last till August 2009. but i think i can finish everything off by then.

well, I aced my Environmental Science exam!
plus, looks like the rest of the class did poorly on theirs, which means that grading on a curve should bring my final grade for the class to an A!!!!!!
i also got an A on Apropos Magazine: mocking with dignity! 
i got straight "A"s this semester!

i feel validated.

i already miss my science class. i thought about it all night last night.
i think i'm gonna go ahead and finish my major and get my degree, but I think I really need to consider going back for Biology - I wish UAB had an Environmental Science degree, but i think it's just a concentration.

i love school

i've got the whole month of May off from school.
Rachel and Amy declared the month of May "Angie May Appreciation Month"
woo!
so...let's plan as many trips to the beach we can... 
or trips to lakes we can... 
or trips to somewhere we can

(i wanna plant my ass in the sand and drink coronas and write a short story. 
the basis would be that watermelons become extinct because of our obsession with making everything seedless - it could no longer reproduce itself. a small southern town fights over the last watermelon, all of this is being narrated from the last watermelon. obviously this small southern town doesn't know that Seed Banks exist.)

so, today is the day for my final exam in Enviromental Science!
I'm sad b/c I'll miss the class, but I'm glad to be done as well.
My final project for graphic design is due today as well.
I'm gonna have to ask brad how to save it in a pdf format so i can show all ya'll my shiznit.

i know I'm gonna get an A in graphic design, b/c i've made an A or A+ on all my assignments.
i think I'm gonna get a B in Science, i want an A, but I bet it'll be a B. I'd have to get every question right on this exam to get an A...but they do grade on a curve.


anywho, I've got tons of pictures of Chelsea and Angie's day of fun at the science musuem in Gatlinburg. I'm gonna wait till after my swarm of schoolwork to finish uploading them things.
i will say that we got to try out a bed of nails, go into a hurricane chamber, make our own roller coaster and ride it!!!! and so more awesome, neato things.

in unrelated news, I've lost 5 pounds. woo! 10 more to go and I'll be ready for the beach.
almost there.

travel down the road and back again.
your heart is true 
you're a pal and a confidant

TGIF!

OMG! WTF! TYFBAF!

I'm in such a great mood today!
I've been writing something that makes me feel soooooo... bad-ass! woo


BEA  ARTHUR, BE NAKED!