this is what happens

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 17:09:11 GMT

Well, we backed out of the house.

the inspector found some major foundation problems. infact, the left side of the house is bowing out and in the crawl space he found 2x4s propped on cinder blocks being used as supports for where the floor was sinking in. needless to say, too much for us.

however, Troll 2 is being shown at Bottletree tonight and i intend on being there!

welcome to the world...

Mon, 05 Jan 2009 20:09:14 GMT

Gabriel William Calhoun!

8lb 1oz bundle of pure joy

congrats to my beautiful, wonderful friends; The Duke and Duchess

he's here
he's here
he's here

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 22:14:15 GMT

today has been the longest friday ever. EVER!

i can't wait till next friday. Brad and I are going to Biloxi for the weekend to celebrate his 30th birthday! it's gonna be so much fun. I hope we don't gamble away our down payment for a house. ooh, plus Duran Duran is playing. JOY!

now i need to write a 10 page paper on blahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i seriously need to ring in the freakin weekend. someone make me a white russian and paint my face like a magical creature STAT.

Lyap

CANDY CANDY CANDY CANDY CANDY CANDY CANDY CANDY

Fri, 31 Oct 2008 16:33:43 GMT

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

I wore my cat ears today, my pants with the skulls on the booty, and pirate boots. very festive, very Garfield.

I'm on a total sugar high. to the point where i thik my co-workers think I drank before coming in b/c I'm crazy goofy and keep running to everyone's cubicles taking their candy.

I brought Gummy Brains. teeeotally yummy. Tina brought a pumkin filled with butterfingers, pops, reeses cups, etc.

I feel like Garfield on his 1989 Halloween Adventure

infact, thats what i dressed as to work. cat ears, pirate boots, etc...etc...

oh man, i used to trick or treat using these

they weren't so blurry then.
then i would go home and watch It's A Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown and then Garfield's Halloween Special and then Witches Night Out

Woo Woo. Anywho. Ladies and dudes, the option is still open to watch all three of those masterpieces at my place sometime this weekend. maybe even tonight if Bottletree is as lame as I think it's going to be.

Tue, 05 Aug 2008 17:12:44 GMT

my sweet, wonderful, caring, awesome, santa look-a-like daddy had a heart attack.

it's my worst nightmare

he is undergoing triple bypass surgery as i type.

send loving vibes and prayers his way.

what would the world do without him? it couldn't. so we need him.

RIP

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 18:46:13 GMT

Estelle Getty

WTF!

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 20:58:01 GMT

oh, and what about htis lil feller...

Wed, 09 Jul 2008 20:06:20 GMT

i've decided to write a book entitled

cunnelinguistics

i think it'll be about the evolution of sex terms.
i guess i need to make up a solid definition for the word first.

it's gonna be fabu, so wait for it....wait for iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

ooh, oh, there

Dear Olivia, skip this post. it'll scare you double

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:50:46 GMT

that's right. frog eyeballs are their older lady boobs.

click on picture to make it bigger and more terrifying

sweeeeeeeeet hey, Zues!

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 21:02:53 GMT

John Travolta as a baby. Holy crap!

thank you

ohnotheydidnt

thank you...

Mon, 16 Jun 2008 21:32:12 GMT

I don't know what's worse: getting blown up in nuclear war or having a 7-11 on every corner.

just another tasty treat from wtf_nature

passports anyone?

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 17:45:43 GMT

well, my Dad just made an offer on a house in Honduras.
it's in the mountains about 30 miles from the coast.

Dad and Jan are leaving for Alaska tomorrow and they'll be gone for 2 weeks, but if things go accordingly, Dad is leaving for Honduras when he gets back to take a look at the house and another property in Belize. He said I can go looking with him if i want!

He and Jan would like to be fully moved to Central America after Christmas.

my father, James Earl May, is soon to be expatriot numero uno

brad and i will have our own bama room there. my parents are sweet

August News

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 15:36:50 GMT

just got this email from my editor at Performer Magazine.

Hey Angie, how are ya?

We're putting together news for BIrmingham for our August issue and I was wondering if you had any tips for me?

Cheers,

Leila Regan-Porter

Editor

anybody have anything you want me to give to her?

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 18:46:07 GMT

my summer classes begin today.

pray for me... i have my first math course since 2001 today. eeegads.

Brangie Beach Trip 2008 was totally awesome!
it was just what i needed. total R&R
we got those wicked chairs that are only like 5 inches off the ground, plopped them in the sand where the water breaks, and let waves and little fishes hang around our feet while we chilled in the sun.

yup. perfection.

Sun, 11 May 2008 17:30:09 GMT

happy birthday Aleisha Nyease!

i loves you bunches!!!!

well, Emily got married last night. Tom and Emily were a sight for sore eyes.
i cried and cried and cried. it's all so real. i love her so much and i'm so happy for her and i had one of the best weekends ever! i love my beautful friends.
i love Olivia's magic camera

nothin's louder to God's ears than a poor man's sorrow

Thu, 08 May 2008 20:13:14 GMT

hooty hoo!

when i went back to school i was told that i was no longer eligible to receive my VA scholarship. well, they've done some research and low and behold, i am!

they've already paid for my summer semester and I will be getting a credit to my UAB account for $1500 for the last semester i took! i also will get a refund for the books i buy if i can give my receipt.
hells yeah

the scholarship will only last till August 2009. but i think i can finish everything off by then.

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 14:48:03 GMT

well, I aced my Environmental Science exam!
plus, looks like the rest of the class did poorly on theirs, which means that grading on a curve should bring my final grade for the class to an A!!!!!!
i also got an A on Apropos Magazine: mocking with dignity!
i got straight "A"s this semester!

i feel validated.

i already miss my science class. i thought about it all night last night.
i think i'm gonna go ahead and finish my major and get my degree, but I think I really need to consider going back for Biology - I wish UAB had an Environmental Science degree, but i think it's just a concentration.

i love school

i've got the whole month of May off from school.
Rachel and Amy declared the month of May "Angie May Appreciation Month"
woo!
so...let's plan as many trips to the beach we can...
or trips to lakes we can...
or trips to somewhere we can

(i wanna plant my ass in the sand and drink coronas and write a short story.
the basis would be that watermelons become extinct because of our obsession with making everything seedless - it could no longer reproduce itself. a small southern town fights over the last watermelon, all of this is being narrated from the last watermelon. obviously this small southern town doesn't know that Seed Banks exist.)

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:16:59 GMT

so, today is the day for my final exam in Enviromental Science!
I'm sad b/c I'll miss the class, but I'm glad to be done as well.
My final project for graphic design is due today as well.
I'm gonna have to ask brad how to save it in a pdf format so i can show all ya'll my shiznit.

i know I'm gonna get an A in graphic design, b/c i've made an A or A+ on all my assignments.
i think I'm gonna get a B in Science, i want an A, but I bet it'll be a B. I'd have to get every question right on this exam to get an A...but they do grade on a curve.

anywho, I've got tons of pictures of Chelsea and Angie's day of fun at the science musuem in Gatlinburg. I'm gonna wait till after my swarm of schoolwork to finish uploading them things.
i will say that we got to try out a bed of nails, go into a hurricane chamber, make our own roller coaster and ride it!!!! and so more awesome, neato things.

in unrelated news, I've lost 5 pounds. woo! 10 more to go and I'll be ready for the beach.
almost there.

thank you for being a friend

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:56:45 GMT

travel down the road and back again.
your heart is true
you're a pal and a confidant

TGIF!

OMG! WTF! TYFBAF!

I'm in such a great mood today!
I've been writing something that makes me feel soooooo... bad-ass! woo

BEA ARTHUR, BE NAKED!

I'll see you at the Plaze tonight!

Wed, 09 Apr 2008 20:34:50 GMT

and people dare to question my devotion to Dr Pepper

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:19:13 GMT

Axl Rose is 'very happy' about Dr Pepper's Guns N' Roses pledge

Singer says he'll share his drink with Buckethead

Axl Rose has responded to an offer by soft drink company Dr Pepper in which they promised a free can of their drink to every American - except Slash and Buckethead - if the band releases their 'Chinese Democracy' album this year.

Rose said he was "surprised and very happy" about the offer, but denied the record label or himself were involved in the pledge.

Posting on Guns N Roses' website, Rose stated: "We are surprised and very happy to have the support of Dr Pepper with our album 'Chinese Democracy', as for us, this came totally out of the blue.

"If there is any involvement with this promotion by our record company or others, we are unaware of such at this time. And as some of Buckethead's performances are on our album, I'll share my Dr Pepper with him."

As reported yesterday, Dr Pepper's Marketing Director Jaxie Alt made the offer, explaining: “We completely understand and empathise with Axl's quest for perfection – for something more than the average album."

Rose's inclusion of former guitarist Buckethead in the offer means Slash, guitarist in the band during their 'golden' period, is now the only American on the planet who would not get a free drink.

'Chinese Democracy' has been in the pipeline since 1993, when the group released their covers album 'The Spaghetti Incident?', but its release date has continually been pushed back.

An estimated $13m in recording expenses have been built up in the making of 'Chinese Democracy'.

To join Dr Pepper campaign, visit Chinesedemocracy.blogspot.com.

jumpin' on dat barfday bandwagon

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:24:32 GMT

Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:16:37 GMT

it's my spring break. woop woop
so if anyone wants to hang out tonight or thursday night...i can!

i love my environmental science/earth's population crisis class.
i missed out on a chance to go to the bahamas and study marine science
for 9 days and get a college credit for it.
alas, only 19 students can go and almost all marine science majors got in - leaving little room for all of us art history buffs who want to tag along

we've got molly pup for the whole week!!!

i can't wait for the summer!
i've been listening to The Beach Boys and Santo and Johnny tons (i like italics - even when not necessary)
need sun and H20

about 3 different story ideas hit me last night. i forgot to write down the ideas and i'm afraid they left me in my sleep.
poop on a scoop

derby - you know

Mon, 03 Mar 2008 17:30:26 GMT

the bout last night was a lot of fun!
my throat is sore from all the hootin' and hollerin'

i was wearing a TCR jersey tee last night and as i was leaving the rink i think one of the Dixie Derby girls confused me for someone that was skating last night.

she hit my shoulder with her duffel bag as she was walking through the door then turned to me and said.
" FUCK...YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

i just kept on walking, looked straight through her as if she didn't exist (i'm not one to ever give anyone the pleasure of offending me - i attack later - with tact), and then ran to brad and steve and was like, "OMG, i hate a bitch."

I'm gonna have to look at huntsville's line up in the program b/c i didn't recognize the girl right away and i couldn't see the back of her jersey.

she was a little large and had dirty yellow hair to her shoulders... probably shorter than that, actually.

it about made me wanna get on skates and then knock her down.

Fri, 29 Feb 2008 18:58:31 GMT

It's so weird how things just ignite in ones mind
completely out of the blue
sorta
not really, i guess

I'm a humongo J.D. Salinger fan. borderline fanatic.
I'm a Wes Anderson fan. fo shizzy.
BUT, i've always felt as if i already knew the story, or some. you know, i'd get a quasi-deja vu.

it finally struck me today
Wes Anderson straight up copied the Glass family. straight up. eeegads.
The Royal Tennebaums = a family of child smart asses.
Bottle Rocket, Rushmore = Catcher in the Rye
The Life Aquatic = about 3 of the Nine Stories

I recognized the Royal Tennebaums similarities the first time i saw it, but never really cared. but today i care more b/c i've been thinking of every itty bitty thing that parallels with the Glass family

I still like the movies, they're pretty to look at. i like the actors.
i don't know. i feel... un-at-ease

am i the last person to realize this?
did i just really want to think he was original?
the movies were done so well, and super funny and it's not like it was word for word copying. just the main scheme was copied. as most movies are. nothing is original. but still. it hurts.

like The Beatles, Salinger should never be covered.